After several months of reading Eve blogs, I’ve finally decided to start my own. As the title suggests, I am quite fond of alcohol, especially while in fleet. This adds some problems, but really multiplies the enjoyment factor. Here’s an example: After several glasses of a 2003 Hess Estate Cabernet Sauvignon, I decided to head over to Jita to grab myself a new cruiser. In the end I decided not to buy the ship for various reasons, so I headed back to Aldrat. After seeing the 24 jumps that it would take, I switched my route to “take shortest” instead of safest. Once I jumped into Rancer, I saw a gate camp of 10+ ships. As soon as I began to warp to the next gate, I was targeted, scrammed, webbed, nossed, and killed. I was impressed that all this took place in less than 5 seconds. Once I escaped in my pod and made my way into High Sec, I convo’d the person who received my KM, Liiza Valora. I asked, quite politely, if the person that targeted me was using sensor boosters and what their higher skills were. The reply was:
“you belong to E-uni right?”
“yes, I do”
“I hate E-uni, I mean hate.”
“so that means I’m not going to answer your question. Go play WOW or something”
Now, I’m all for getting into a game and all, but why be an asshole. Or rather, why be a childish asshole?”Go play WoW or something”? Really? That’s the best insult that could be mustered? As a person that has a RL, I just was astounded at the profound nerdiness of that insult. As if being told “go play WoW” should mean a flying fuck to me. Needless to say, ol’ Liiza is now a terrible standing contact who I will seek to fuck up for the rest of my Eve career. Liiza if you read this, please go gently fuck yourself. Cheers all!